WebGL build failed: "il2cpp.exe did not run properly".

Already tried changing to .Net 2.0 and .Net 4.5, didn't work.

I'm on Unity 2017.1.0f3

Error 1:

 Failed running C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\il2cpp/build/il2cpp.exe --convert-to-cpp --compile-cpp --libil2cpp-static --platform="WebGL" --architecture="EmscriptenJavaScript" --configuration="Release" --outputpath="C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Assets /../Temp/StagingArea/Data\Native\build.bc" --cachedirectory="C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Assets\..\Library/il2cpp_cache" --compiler-flags="-Oz -DIL2CPP_EXCEPTION_DISABLED=1 " --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_AIModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_AnimationModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_AudioModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_BaselibModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_ClothModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_CloudWebServicesModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_CoreModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_CrashReportingModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_DirectorModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_FacebookModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_GameCenterModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_ImageConversionModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_IMGUIModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_InputModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_JSONSerializeModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_ParticlesLegacyModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_ParticleSystemModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_PerformanceReportingModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_Physics2DModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_PhysicsModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_ScreenCaptureModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_SpriteMaskModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_StyleSheetsModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_TerrainModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_TerrainPhysicsModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_TextRenderingModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_TimelineModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UIElementsModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UIModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UmbraModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UNETModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UnityAnalyticsModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UnityConnectModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UnityWebRequestAudioModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UnityWebRequestModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UnityWebRequestTextureModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_UnityWebRequestWWWModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_VehiclesModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_VideoModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_VRModule_Dynamic.bc" --additional-libraries="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\lib\modules\WebGLSupport_WebModule_Dynamic.bc" --map-file-parser="C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\Tools\MapFileParser\MapFileParser.exe" --assembly="C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Temp\StagingArea\Data\Managed\Assembly-CSharp.dll" --assembly="C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Temp\StagingArea\Data\Managed\UnityEngine.dll" --generatedcppdir="C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Temp\StagingArea\Data\il2cppOutput" 
 
 stdout:
 Building build.bc with EmscriptenToolChain.
     Output directory: C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Temp\StagingArea\Data\Native
     Cache directory: C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Library\il2cpp_cache
 il2cpp.exe didn't catch exception: Unity.IL2CPP.Building.BuilderFailedException: INFO:root:Checking JS engine ['C:/Program Files/Unity/Editor/Data\\Tools\\nodejs\\node.exe', '--stack_size=8192', '--max-old-space-size=2048'] failed. Check your config file. Details: Expected the command ['C:/Program Files/Unity/Editor/Data\\Tools\\nodejs\\node.exe', '--stack_size=8192', '--max-old-space-size=2048', 'C:\\Program Files\\Unity\\Editor\\Data\\PlaybackEngines\\WebGLSupport\\BuildTools\\Emscripten\\src\\hello_world.js'] to finish with return code 0, but it returned with code -1073741819 instead! Output: 
 WARNING:root:did not see a source tree above or next to the LLVM root directory (guessing based on directory of C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\Emscripten_FastComp_Win\llc), could not verify version numbers match
 INFO:root:(Emscripten: Running sanity checks)
 CRITICAL:root:The JavaScript shell used for compiling (['C:/Program Files/Unity/Editor/Data\\Tools\\nodejs\\node.exe', '--stack_size=8192', '--max-old-space-size=2048']) does not seem to work, check the paths in C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\emscripten.config
 
 
 Invocation was: Executable: "C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\Emscripten_Win\python\2.7.5.3_64bit\python.exe"
 Arguments: "C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\Emscripten\em++" -Wno-unused-value -Wno-invalid-offsetof -nostdinc -fno-strict-overflow -std=c++11 -Oz -DIL2CPP_EXCEPTION_DISABLED=1  -DRUNTIME_IL2CPP -DNDEBUG -I"C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\il2cpp\libil2cpp" -I"C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\il2cpp\external\boehmgc\include" -I"C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Temp\StagingArea\Data\il2cppOutput" "C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Temp\StagingArea\Data\il2cppOutput\Bulk_System.Xml_1.cpp" -o "C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Library\il2cpp_cache\3AA9D125FD6DF5412ABB2DC0A8FBDBC1.o"
 
    at Unity.IL2CPP.Building.CppProgramBuilder.BuildAllCppFiles(IEnumerable`1 sourceFilesToCompile, IBuildStatisticsCollector statisticsCollector)
    at Unity.IL2CPP.Building.CppProgramBuilder.Build(IBuildStatistics& statistics)
    at Unity.IL2CPP.Building.Statistics.BuildingTestRunnerHelper.BuildAndLogStatsForTestRunner(CppProgramBuilder builder, IBuildStatistics& statistics)
    at il2cpp.Program.DoRun(String[] args)
    at il2cpp.Program.Run(String[] args)
    at il2cpp.Program.Main(String[] args)
 stderr:
 
 Unhandled Exception: Unity.IL2CPP.Building.BuilderFailedException: INFO:root:Checking JS engine ['C:/Program Files/Unity/Editor/Data\\Tools\\nodejs\\node.exe', '--stack_size=8192', '--max-old-space-size=2048'] failed. Check your config file. Details: Expected the command ['C:/Program Files/Unity/Editor/Data\\Tools\\nodejs\\node.exe', '--stack_size=8192', '--max-old-space-size=2048', 'C:\\Program Files\\Unity\\Editor\\Data\\PlaybackEngines\\WebGLSupport\\BuildTools\\Emscripten\\src\\hello_world.js'] to finish with return code 0, but it returned with code -1073741819 instead! Output: 
 WARNING:root:did not see a source tree above or next to the LLVM root directory (guessing based on directory of C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\Emscripten_FastComp_Win\llc), could not verify version numbers match
 INFO:root:(Emscripten: Running sanity checks)
 CRITICAL:root:The JavaScript shell used for compiling (['C:/Program Files/Unity/Editor/Data\\Tools\\nodejs\\node.exe', '--stack_size=8192', '--max-old-space-size=2048']) does not seem to work, check the paths in C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\emscripten.config
 
 
 Invocation was: Executable: "C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\Emscripten_Win\python\2.7.5.3_64bit\python.exe"
 Arguments: "C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\PlaybackEngines\WebGLSupport\BuildTools\Emscripten\em++" -Wno-unused-value -Wno-invalid-offsetof -nostdinc -fno-strict-overflow -std=c++11 -Oz -DIL2CPP_EXCEPTION_DISABLED=1  -DRUNTIME_IL2CPP -DNDEBUG -I"C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\il2cpp\libil2cpp" -I"C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\il2cpp\external\boehmgc\include" -I"C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Temp\StagingArea\Data\il2cppOutput" "C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Temp\StagingArea\Data\il2cppOutput\Bulk_System.Xml_1.cpp" -o "C:\ASCIIFOLDER\Unity\Urban Beat\Library\il2cpp_cache\3AA9D125FD6DF5412ABB2DC0A8FBDBC1.o"
 
    at Unity.IL2CPP.Building.CppProgramBuilder.BuildAllCppFiles(IEnumerable`1 sourceFilesToCompile, IBuildStatisticsCollector statisticsCollector)
    at Unity.IL2CPP.Building.CppProgramBuilder.Build(IBuildStatistics& statistics)
    at Unity.IL2CPP.Building.Statistics.BuildingTestRunnerHelper.BuildAndLogStatsForTestRunner(CppProgramBuilder builder, IBuildStatistics& statistics)
    at il2cpp.Program.DoRun(String[] args)
    at il2cpp.Program.Run(String[] args)
    at il2cpp.Program.Main(String[] args)
 
 UnityEngine.Debug:LogError(Object)
 UnityEditorInternal.Runner:RunProgram(Program, String, String, String, CompilerOutputParserBase) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/BuildUtils.cs:128)
 UnityEditorInternal.Runner:RunManagedProgram(String, String, String, CompilerOutputParserBase, Action`1) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/BuildUtils.cs:73)
 UnityEditorInternal.IL2CPPBuilder:RunIl2CppWithArguments(List`1, Action`1, String) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/Il2Cpp/IL2CPPUtils.cs:324)
 UnityEditorInternal.IL2CPPBuilder:ConvertPlayerDlltoCpp(ICollection`1, String, String) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/Il2Cpp/IL2CPPUtils.cs:305)
 UnityEditorInternal.IL2CPPBuilder:Run() (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/Il2Cpp/IL2CPPUtils.cs:151)
 UnityEditorInternal.IL2CPPUtils:RunIl2Cpp(String, IIl2CppPlatformProvider, Action`1, RuntimeClassRegistry, Boolean) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/Il2Cpp/IL2CPPUtils.cs:41)
 UnityEditor.HostView:OnGUI()
 

Error 2:

 Exception: C:\Program Files\Unity\Editor\Data\il2cpp/build/il2cpp.exe did not run properly!
 UnityEditorInternal.Runner.RunProgram (UnityEditor.Utils.Program p, System.String exe, System.String args, System.String workingDirectory, UnityEditor.Scripting.Compilers.CompilerOutputParserBase parser) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/BuildUtils.cs:130)
 UnityEditorInternal.Runner.RunManagedProgram (System.String exe, System.String args, System.String workingDirectory, UnityEditor.Scripting.Compilers.CompilerOutputParserBase parser, System.Action`1 setupStartInfo) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/BuildUtils.cs:73)
 UnityEditorInternal.IL2CPPBuilder.RunIl2CppWithArguments (System.Collections.Generic.List`1 arguments, System.Action`1 setupStartInfo, System.String workingDirectory) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/Il2Cpp/IL2CPPUtils.cs:324)
 UnityEditorInternal.IL2CPPBuilder.ConvertPlayerDlltoCpp (ICollection`1 userAssemblies, System.String outputDirectory, System.String workingDirectory) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/Il2Cpp/IL2CPPUtils.cs:305)
 UnityEditorInternal.IL2CPPBuilder.Run () (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/Il2Cpp/IL2CPPUtils.cs:151)
 UnityEditorInternal.IL2CPPUtils.RunIl2Cpp (System.String stagingAreaData, IIl2CppPlatformProvider platformProvider, System.Action`1 modifyOutputBeforeCompile, UnityEditor.RuntimeClassRegistry runtimeClassRegistry, Boolean debugBuild) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/Il2Cpp/IL2CPPUtils.cs:41)
 UnityEditor.WebGL.WebGlBuildPostprocessor.CompileBuild (BuildPostProcessArgs args) (at /Users/builduser/buildslave/unity/build/PlatformDependent/WebGL/Extensions/Unity.WebGL.extensions/BuildPostprocessor.cs:340)
 UnityEditor.WebGL.WebGlBuildPostprocessor.PostProcess (BuildPostProcessArgs args) (at /Users/builduser/buildslave/unity/build/PlatformDependent/WebGL/Extensions/Unity.WebGL.extensions/BuildPostprocessor.cs:873)
 UnityEditor.PostprocessBuildPlayer.Postprocess (BuildTargetGroup targetGroup, BuildTarget target, System.String installPath, System.String companyName, System.String productName, Int32 width, Int32 height, BuildOptions options, UnityEditor.RuntimeClassRegistry usedClassRegistry, UnityEditor.BuildReporting.BuildReport report) (at C:/buildslave/unity/build/Editor/Mono/BuildPipeline/PostprocessBuildPlayer.cs:263)
 UnityEditor.HostView:OnGUI()
 

Error 3:

 UnityEditor.BuildPlayerWindow+BuildMethodException: Build failed with errors.
   at UnityEditor.BuildPlayerWindow+DefaultBuildMethods.BuildPlayer (BuildPlayerOptions options) [0x001b9] in C:\buildslave\unity\build\Editor\Mono\BuildPlayerWindowBuildMethods.cs:162 
   at UnityEditor.BuildPlayerWindow.CallBuildMethods (Boolean askForBuildLocation, BuildOptions defaultBuildOptions) [0x00050] in C:\buildslave\unity\build\Editor\Mono\BuildPlayerWindowBuildMethods.cs:83 
 UnityEditor.HostView:OnGUI()
 

Looks like complete gibberish to me, so hopefully someone here knows how to fix this.

P.S. please kick whoever wrote this page in the shins for me. If I see a button that says something like "log in and post your question", I really expect the page to not eat my post. Luckily I had to wait for merely ten minutes for Unity to restart and rebuild the project.