Jan 5 Word of the Day
The group of Senators, Representatives, lawyers, and others who have teamed up to attempt to overturn the election of Joe Biden in favor of Donald Trump.
I wonder if Marco Rubio is going to join the Coup Clutz Clan?
by Danimal1974 January 04, 2021
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Dec 27 Word of the Day
A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
by ecogoth December 24, 2020
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Dec 26 Word of the Day
When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman
I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick
by ecogoth December 23, 2020
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Dec 25 Word of the Day
A wonderful time when somebody breaks into your house and eats your cookies, whilst replacing the food with presents. <3
"Look! It's Christmas! I wonder if the happy chubby dude left me any presents!!"
by ramen child December 06, 2016
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Dec 24 Word of the Day
An extremely over-rated fictional book used by fascists to oppress gay people.
"The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."

"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."

"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.

"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
by Aroraklypse October 02, 2020
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Dec 23 Word of the Day
When you get corona and your test comes back POS (positive), but you prefer to say your pussy is on salt in order to deny you actually have rona.
-Yo did u hear Her covid test came back positive
-Nah bro it just means her Pussy On Salt (POS)
-dang she’s out here lookin like a raisin
by JanetsCooter December 22, 2020
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Dec 21 Word of the Day
A man. Used in response to some men referring to women as “dishwashers”, etc. Based on the joke that a man’s only purpose is his money.
Guy: “The F in women stands for funny” “Get back in the kitchen
Girl: “Ffs why are wallets like this 🙄”
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by BBQ crisps April 25, 2020
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