I had a nightmare that this child murdered my entire family

This game is freaking awesome make a new one please

amazing

This game would seem like a satirical pastiche of early-2000s flash games if presented without context to the average internet boomer. The Korn font, the patricide prompted by getting grounded, and the customer service/hippy strawmen all seem like tropes my friends and I would howl over when remembering the early-2000s internet. Having it all in one game seems a little on the nose to be period correct... yet, here we are. This game will be used in history textbooks as an example of parochial culture on the early World Wide Web.

this is the best newgrounds game ever created in the entire world, truly amazing
it makes you feel like batman
theres a little something in it for everyone
10/10
GOTY