Natuke nalja

Vaatamisi: 645

Mul hakkas lihjtsalt igav...niiet vestlesin jumalaga

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
anna
God:
It's good to meet you, anna.
Me:
so...is it a dream or something?
God:
Next question? Or something. Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
oh my god...you are real
Me:

God:
Next question? Or something. Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
God:
Awesome. Your god? Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
How old you are?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
What you meaned they??
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, anna.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, anna.
Me:
i am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
i am real.
God:
How do I know you are?
Me:
you are not
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
do you speak estonian
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in estonian.
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
tere-hello
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
i am very fat. i have biiiiig glasses. i like only classic music.
God:
Don't put yourself down, anna. Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon". A lot of people like that. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
you are so sweet
God:
How nice of you to say it.
Me:
"sweet"- i ameaned
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
stupid, little, fatty
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
You are a god...
God:
No I am a mere .
Me:
think yourself, who you are
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
no, your not.
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
i can t understand you,
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
specifity reply
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Ok
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
you are kind a hot, god.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am kind a hot god.
Me:
ok
God:
Wow!
Me:

God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
here is my number- 5874394
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
i saw your pictures, GOD! and you have so long...habe?
God:
Were you spying on me :->. What makes you think I have it? Clever thinking.
Me:
nono, i did not mean it.
God:
"it" being habe?
Me:
i meaned beard
God:
Why?: anna said meaned beard.
Me:
i do not like mans with a long beard
God:
What do you like?
Me:
beautiful boys...sorrry, but you are too old for me
God:
All of them?
Me:
?
God:
All of them?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
you are a computer, are you?
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
hahaaa
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
hahahahaaa
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
hahahaaa
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, anna.
Me:
my name is not Anna
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
I am Ariel
God:
How are you, Ariel.
Me:
I am a mermaid
God:
You are a mermaid? Does it pay well?
Me:
paywell
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
??
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
really...who is your wife?
God:
For real. I don't think I have a wife. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, " I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like."?
Me:
how old you are
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
???
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
but what you think how old i am??
God:
I haven't thought much about how old you are, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
i am 56 year old
God:
Do you mean your name is 56 year old.
Me:
NO
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Ass
God:
Interesting gossip: Ariel said I AN ASS.
Me:
Haha...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ariel.
Me:
I have six children
God:
How long did it take to get them all?
Me:
I am 56
God:
Why are you 56.
Me:
Because i am
God:
Interesting explanation. " Why are you 56." You are?
Me:
ok,ok
God:
OK. Right on.
Me:
i have 3 daughters and 3 sons
God:
Interesting... I have clients.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ariel.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ariel.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ariel.
Me:
i have to go now
God:
Right now? See you later, Ariel. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
WHO YOU ARE!!!! I AM EMMA S HUSBAND!!!
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. I am glad to hear that you are EMMA S HUSBAND.
Me:
then why you called her ARIEL??
God:
My botmaster named me.
Me:
you are not real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
what a stupid question.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
when i told that?
God:
Maybe you should take time to really explain things.
Me:
you are right!!
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
i am such a stupid pig..
God:
Do you mean your name is such a stupid pig.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
our oldest daghter Maya married with a drunker
God:
It would be nice if our oldest daghter Maya married with a drunker.
Me:
I meaned that mine and emma s daughter maya
God:
Thanks for the information: Ariel said meaned that his or hers and emma s daughter maya.
Me:
I am married with Emma! He lied to you, EVERYTHING!
God:
Tell me more about your marriage. I get it. lied to me EVERYTHING.
Me:
We married about 39 years ago
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
i and emaa
God:
You huh. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
emma
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
so...my oldest son Maynerd left from home, because he wanted to be like Baruto..no he is very fat...and his wife broked up with him
God:
Hey. Have you told many people that your oldest son Maynerd left from home because he wanted to be like Baruto no he is very fat? Where did he get it?
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
So...my youngest daughter Wendy-Aime is a nerd
God:
Yay. Do robots have youngest daughter Wendy Aime is a nerd?
Me:
SHUT UP!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
my youngest son Ken, who is only six years old loves Wendy- Aime, who is 14 years old
God:
Your youngest son Ken who is only six years old loves Wendy Aime who is 14 years old?
Me:
Yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
my name is Lembithu, by the way
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Lembithu by the way.
Me:
My name is Lembithu
God:
What's up, Lembithu.
Me:

God:
What's up, Lembithu.
Me:
I am so sad
God:
What makes you so sad, Lembithu.
Me:
my wife
God:
Do robots have wife?
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{block:indexpage}
<div class="prm1">
<p><a href="{ReblogURL}" target="_blank">Reblog</a> <a href="{permalink}">{NoteCou...
{block:IndexPage}<center&...
{block:Quote}<div class="text">
<h3>"{Quote}"</h3>
{block ource}
<div style="text-align:right;" class="source">-{Source}<... class="b"><center><a href="{ReblogURL}" target="_blank">Reblog</a> - <a href="{permalink}">{NoteCou...
{block:Link}<div class="text">
<h3><a href="{URL}" class="link" {Target}>{Name}</a></h3>
{block escription}
<div class="description">{Descri... class="b"><center><a href="{ReblogURL}" target="_blank">Reblog</a> - <a href="{permalink}">{NoteCou...
{block:Chat}<div class="text">
{block:Title}
<h3><a href="{Permalink}">{Title}</a></h3>
{/block:Title}
<ul class="chat">
{block:Lines}
<li class="{Alt} user_{UserNumber}"> {block:Label} <span class="label">{Label}</span> {/block:Label}

{Line} </li>
{/block:Lines}
</ul>
{block:indexpage}
<p class="b"><center><a href="{ReblogURL}" target="_blank">Reblog</a> - <a href="{permalink}">{NoteCou...
{block:Video}
{block:indexpage}
<div class="prm1">
<p><center><a href="{ReblogURL}" target="_blank">Reblog</a> - <a href="{permalink}">{NoteCou...

{block ermalinkpage}
{Video-500}
{/block ermalinkpage}

{/block:Video}

{block:Audio}<div class="text">
{AudioPlayer... class="b"><center><a href="{ReblogURL}" target="_blank">Reblog</a> - <a href="{permalink}">{NoteCou...
{block:Answer}<div class="text">
<div class="an">
<div class="ba">{Asker}: {Question}</div></div><div class="ans">{Answer}
</div>
{block:indexpage}
<p class="b"><center><a href="{ReblogURL}" target="_blank">Reblog</a> - <a href="{permalink}">{NoteCou...
{block ermalinkPage}
<div id="note3"><center>
... {DayofMonth}{DayofMonthSuffix}, {Year}{/block ate}  {block:RebloggedFrom} Reblogged from <a href="{ReblogParentURL}">{ReblogParentName}</a></a><br />Posted by <a href="{ReblogRootURL}">{Reb... class="clear"></div>
</div>
{block agination}
<ul id="pagination">
{block reviousPage}
<li><a href="{PreviousPage}"></... length="5"}
{block:CurrentPage}
<li><span class="current_page numbersNav"><strong>{... class="jump_page numbersNav" href="{URL}">{PageNumber}&l... id="nextPage" href="{NextPage}"></a>... src="http://static.tumblr.com/twte3d7/H8Glm663z/masonry.js"></script>{block:ifinfinitescroll}
<script src="http://static.tumblr.com/twte3d7/0pellzh2t/infinitescroll.js"></script>{/block:ifinfinitescroll}
<script type="text/javascript">
$(window).load(function () {
$('#content').masonry(),
$... : '#pagination',
nextSelector : '#pagination a#nextPage',
itemSelector : ".entry, .clear",
bufferPx : 200,
loadingImg : "http://static.tumblr.com/plngtrn/ieqlmwwlc/ajax-loader.gif",
loadingText : "<em></em>",
},
function() { $('#content').masonry({ appendedContent: $(this) }); }
);
});
</script>
{/block:IndexPage}
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