Know Your Enemy

recoversuggestions:

friendly reminder that you didn’t waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort, any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of. 

cherrysofticecream:

When you watch the movie for the hot middle aged actor you have a crush on

serenasaystoday:

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

jasontoddiefor:

Modern Sherlock Holmes but he’s a 27 year old, drinks energy drinks only, is astonishing polite and has no idea how the solar system works because it was never relevant to a case but can name every every person involved in making Super Mario Bros because he did need that for a case once.

Watson is continuously appalled about his eating habits and makes vague posts on Twitter that ends in threads like

Watson: “My roommate noticed only today that he can label his email inboxs but took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.”

Person: “This reminds me of the post about the roommate who couldn’t turn on the coffee machine but remembers like 500 numbers of pi”

Watson: “I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same roommate.”

estperpetua:

how it started:

context: the insult was “nicia cineade cacator”, “nicia the inverted shitter”.

the memes that followed:

spoiler: they did, in fact, end up finding a dead body next to the cavern. rip to nicia, the gay from pompeii. rip bottom king 

ps: original op reached out to the commenter and assured them it was all in jest

will-o-the-worm:

blusoldier:

puppymush:

rslashrats:

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So i see you three have unlocked telepathy then

lladcy:

dune1984:

me: i have feelings that i don’t want to talk about but i must express them somehow

my journal: hey i’m a private space that only you will ever see. tell me whats on your mind

me:

the internet: here’s a place where absolutely everyone can see what you say

me:

Originally posted by truestoriesaboutme

coffeebooksorme:

books-and-cookies:

Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™

This is the most blessed thing I’ve ever read in my life.

biluz:

ok but actually i hope every1 who thot they were cis but r now questioning if theyre nb or not knows thats like normal and natural like. idk how to word this but there isnt some secret extreme criteria u have to fit its just what ur comfortable with it doesnt have to be this big upheaval. u can just be comfortable with being nb. u dont have to change anything abt urself if u dont want to

bumbl3-bug:

you let a woman who owns a Kanken backpack speak to you like that?