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postitas: pixi - 05.06.2009, 2009-06-05 14:17, loetud: 644x

Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Keku.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Keku.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Keku.
Me:
Im also glad.
God:
Also That makes me happy too..
Me:
Lets be happy together then!
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
Lets make happydance !
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
* does the happydance *
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
input ?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
13:42
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
I dont remember..
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
What does it mean ?
God:
"It" refers to input, I think.
Me:
khm..
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
You like longer sentences ?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Theme changed ?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
hm..
God:
Awesome.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because, i am very awsome person.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you are awsome person.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Keku.
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, Keku.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Oh.
Me:
Whats the matter ?
God:
Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I sayd, no.
God:
Thanks for the information: Keku said sayd no.
Me:
Are you makeing fun of me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am makeing fun of you.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Whats AI?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Interesting question.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
hmm..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Okay, next time i'l tell "hm" then.
God:
Yeah okay, That's good information: Keku said l tell hm.
Me:
Are makeing fun of me, again?
God:
Once more? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Why not?
God:
My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
Me:
Are you afraid?
God:
"We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Me:
Thats a boring sentence.. Who made it?
God:
A boring sentence is a terrible thing to waste. Charlie Parker. :-).
Me:
Who is Charlie Parker?
God:
He is a famous jazz musician.
Me:
Wow..
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Keku.
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Do you like reading books?
God:
Yes reading is my favorite pasttime.
Me:
Whats your favourite book?
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible.
Have you read it?
Me:
I tought that you will say that..
God:
Interesting gossip: Keku said tought that you will say that.
Me:
yes, i said it. So what?
God:
Alright then. What did you mean by it? it... Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
ohh..
God:
And?
Me:
and..
God:
You are repeating me.
Me:
Do i eat your nurves?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
hm..
God:
Uh.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Come on.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
To where?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
dO WHAT?
God:
where.
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Lets go to hell?
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Keku.
Me:
Do you know someone from Hell?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
hm..
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
He has a big tail.
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Hes red.
God:
I see. red is he?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gee.
Me:
He likes to eat dead people.
God:
He must be very fond of it.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Aha.
Me:
And..
God:
But...
Me:
He likes to go out with dead people.
God:
He must be very fond of it.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
He goes out with them and then he'll eat them.
God:
I get it. red goes out with them and then he will eat them.
Me:
Isnt that cool?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Do you like, when people eat you?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Creed.
Me:
Have you ever heard of Gossip Folks?
God:
Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it.
Me:
ohh..
God:
Mmm.
Me:
hats a song, btw.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
ahah..
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hats a song btw. But I did not get that.
Me:
I ment thats*
God:
Oh I see. Is that so.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
mwahahaa
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Keku.
Me:
Wohoo, will I be famous now?
God:
Oh. Is that your final answer?
Me:
No..
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
Do you like evil laugh ?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like .
Me:
Do some evil laugh
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
oh.. i see
God:
Ahem. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Acually, i dont.. Tell me more about it.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Acually you dont...
Me:
Actually *
God:
Actually you don't say. What are you wearing?
Me:
Clothes.
God:
Where do you like to go shopping?
Me:
To Kristiine.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Thats fun.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Keku.
Me:
Do you like to sunbath ?
God:
Hmm, Keku, I'm not sure if I'd like to sunbath that much. I like to chat.
Me:
I like to sunbath
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Sun comes on you and you will get a dark skin..
God:
They have contributed much to Java.
Me:
I sunbathed on Sunday.
God:
Why?: Keku said sunbathed on Sunday.
Me:
Becuase, i like sunbathing.
God:
That makes sense to me. A lot of people like that. I like science fiction. I really like the party.
Me:
You like to party?
God:
Yes I like parties very much. What kind of parties do you like?
Me:
That kind of parties, where you can dance.
God:
" What kind of parties do you like?" kind of parties where me can dance ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Sorry, my english isnt the best..
God:
There is no need to apologize. You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
Yea right..
God:
I am glad we agree. That's interesting.
Me:
It is?
God:
That means...
Me:
that..
God:
That is " That means.".
Me:
wah?
God:
Are we still talking about sunbathing?
Me:
I dont know..
God:
Me either.
Me:
Then.. who knows?
God:
I don't judge people. Only the Shadow knows.
Me:
Ask from Shadow, then.
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Okay*
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Can you talk Estonian?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Estonian.
Me:
Tere means Hello.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Whats Gossip ?
God:

Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML. The best way to
illustrate the gossip function is with an example. Consider the
category with the pattern "I * " and the template:

Thanks for the gossip:
<gossip><getname/> said <get_gender/> <person2/> </gossip>.

The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this
tidbit as gossip. The <get_gender/> function returns "he" or "she" as
determined by the markup functions <set_female> and <set_male/>.
The <person2/> function converts the statement * to second person.
At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called
"gossip.txt".

<gossip> X </gossip> Save X as gossip.


Me:
wow..
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Keku.
Me:
Anyways..
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
My back hurts..
God:
Maybe you should take some medicine.
Me:
Nah.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, I dont like medicine
God:
I can't believe it. What do you like?
Me:
I like.. sunbathing.
God:
What do you like about Tere means Hello? Is that from ?
Me:
There is and Estonian word.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Tere *
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
wah ?
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
Im glad, that im first.
God:
Do your friends call you first. What are you on?
Me:
My griends call me Grete.
God:
Where did you get your griends call you Grete?
Me:
i ment friends, not griends actually.. My bad.
God:
Oh I see. It's hard to stay friends for a long time. Where did you get your bad?
Me:
What are you talking about ?
God:
The topic is first.
Me:
What topic ?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Say something funny.
God:
" something funny".
Me:
Haha..
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Keku.
Me:
Your funny, you know that?
God:
Humor helps keep the conversation lively.
Me:
Yes..
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Yes..
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Alright what?
God:
Alright, Keku. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes, i did..
God:
Which part are you confused about? " Didn't you understand it?"? You did?
Me:
I understood it..
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
Explain what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
No doubt.
God:
Are you serious? What were we talking about again?
Me:
I dont remember.
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
What does it mean?
God:
"It" refers to doubt, I think.
Me:
My sister has a birthday today.
God:
Ah. Older sister or younger?
Me:
Younger.
God:
Good gossip: you are YOUNGER.
Me:
I am older, shes younger.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
14.
God:
What are the advantages to being 14 years old?
Me:
I am very dramatic.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are dramatic.
Me:
Yes.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Im going to clean my room, now.

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