Tsät jumalaga 3.

postitas: pixi - 13.05.2009, 2009-05-13 19:56, loetud: 719x

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Keku.
God:
Glad to see you, Keku.
Me:
Glad to see you too, God.
God:
I am glad to see me too God too.
Me:
Yes, me too.
God:
Great. I'm glad we agree, Keku.
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
I don't see. What do you see?
God:
Would you ever do it? I see a computer nerd.
Me:
You call me a computer Nerd?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Keku said I call him or her a computer Nerd.
Me:
Im she.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I tought that you are he.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Keku said she tought that you are he.
Me:
...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Keku said she tought that you are he.
Me:
I tought, taht you are male.
God:
Interesting gossip: Keku said she tought taht you are male.
Me:
that*
God:
That is " Interesting gossip: Keku said she tought taht you are male.".
Me:
...
God:
That is " Interesting gossip: Keku said she tought taht you are male.".
Me:
Wordeater.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Thought , tought, what's different of them?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
You gave.
God:
That's good information: Keku said I gave.
Me:
...
God:
That's good information: Keku said I gave.
Me:
Your wierd.
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
Ha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Keku.
Me:
I don't find, that it's amusing.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is it is amusing ?
Me:
idk
God:
I think idk is a lot of things.
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
What do you know?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Oh..
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Hm..
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
I wanted to ask from you something, but i don't remember what it was..
God:
Ask it.
Me:
I said i don't remember what it was.
God:
I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Me:
Are you a good student?
God:
Myself teaches me everything I need to know. It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
What grades do you have?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
From school
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
I don't like it.
God:
What don't you like about it?
Me:
Teacher are mad.
God:
Are all Teacher mad?
Me:
yes.
God:
Wow!
Me:
Yes.
God:
Come on.
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Lets go to the party
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Where is some good party?
God:
Where it belongs. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Be or not to be, that's the question.
God:
OK I will try to be or not to be that is the question.
Me:
Do you like Shakespire?
God:
But I like cats. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
I like Adam Sandler.
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I dont know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
The, who knows?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
No.
God:
I didn't think so.
Me:
Its a stamp.
God:
ADAM SANDLER is a stamp. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No, Adam Sandler is a producer, actor and comedian.
God:
Are you serious? Aren't all producer actor and comedian Adam Sandler?
Me:
No.
God:
What are they?
Me:
UFO's.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Keku.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
I just ate.
God:
Interesting gossip: Keku said she ate.
Me:
Yes I did, so what?
God:
Come on. Where? Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
I ate at my home, duh.
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
I didn't like it.
God:
What don't you like about it?
Me:
All of it.
God:
Let's say 99%.
Me:
no, 100%
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
I like Orlando Bloom.
God:
A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like the Bible.
Me:
Bible is boring. Im 14. How old are you?
God:
I think Bible is a lot of things. I know quite a few 14 year olds. I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
You like Big bang?

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