''I Will only stop loving you when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water. ''
''SEX is a sensation caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation do you get my explaination or do you need a demonstration?''
''Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay? ''
''Sometimes I wish That I could sing you a love song just to show you the way I feel for you...
But I can't because my voice sounds like a raccoon dying in a garbage disposal. ''
''Girl: I'm going to kill you.
Boy: Why?
Girl: You've invaded my privacy.
Boy: How so?
Girl: You're in my thoughts, my dreams, my hopes, even my diary. You tiptoe into my mind all the time.
Boy: So, you kind of love me, huh?''
"Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!"
"Caaallm ...
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