Võideldes piraatidega:
Insult:
Comeback: Every enemy I have met, I've annihilated!
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Insult:
Comeback: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
I look that much like your fiancée?
Insult:
Comeback: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Insult:
Comeback: You're the ugliest monster ever created!
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Insult:
Comeback: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
Insult:
Comeback: Would you like to be buried, or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Insult:
Comeback: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
Insult:
Comeback: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
At least mine can be identified.
Insult:
Comeback: You can't match my witty repartee!
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
Insult:
Comeback: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
You would have, but you were always running away.
Insult:
Comeback: En Garde! Touché!
Oh, that is so cliché.
Insult:
Comeback: Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated!
Too bad they're all fabricated.
Insult:
Comeback: I can't rest 'til' you've been exterminated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Insult:
Comeback: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated
Insult:
Comeback: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde
Insult:
Comeback: I'll hound you night and day!
Then be a good dog, Sit! Stay!

Võideldes Kapten Rottinghamiga
Insult:
Comeback: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Insult:
Comeback: You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!
I look that much like your fiancée?
Insult:
Comeback: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Insult:
Comeback: Your looks would make pigs nauseated!
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Insult:
Comeback: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
Insult:
Comeback: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Insult:
Comeback: Never before have I faced someone so sissified!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
Insult:
Comeback: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
At least mine can be identified.
Insult:
Comeback: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
Insult:
Comeback: I have never lost a melee!
You would have, but you were always running away.
Insult:
Comeback: Your mother wears a toupee!
Oh, that is so cliché.
Insult:
Comeback: My skills with a sword are highly venerated!
Too bad they're all fabricated.
Insult:
Comeback: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Insult:
Comeback: I can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated!
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated
Insult:
Comeback: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde
Insult:
Comeback: You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
Then be a good dog, Sit! Stay!
 

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