pepprs:

memewhore:

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hogchamp:

GOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING HORNSE!!!!!!!!!!!!


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miggylol:

johanirae:

ninja-o-s:

enidtheghost:

this is no joke. i looked around the reviews of several different candles just in case it could’ve been a single bad batch but nope.

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these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i could’ve grabbed plenty more.

y’all, seriously, loss of smell is a possible effect of covid. if things don’t smell/taste as strong as you remember GET TESTED and ISOLATE. if someone you know is complaining about their candles not having a scent, inform them and encourage them to get tested. and wear a fucking mask, y’all.

What a fuckin metric to see the disease!

This feels like environmental story telling off a zombie video game

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A Twitter user actually did a statistical breakdown of this.

the-memedaddy:

me_irl

richiee-bitchyy:

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

burtoo:

burtoo:

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garchornps:

being put in charge of small children like

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bigwordsandsharpedges:

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19b4a13:

clearlyconfounded:

f-doesnt-stand-for-french:

flyawaymax:

mako-symptoms:

damianmcgintleman:

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

what the fuck

what the fuck

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

emocheezeball:

gaygent-three:

crypticwafflesandvhstapes:

aralcle:

everythingsaboutyou:

“dude” but like romantically

“babe” but like platonically

“Sweetheart” but like rivalry

“bastard” but like partner

“Darling” but I can’t stand you

dragonagegenerator:

fool (self-diagnosed)

lavender-truth:

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I’m gonna scream this is so funny

gwynndolin:

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pwomise? 🥺👉👈

HW